- You may or may not be able to knock 0.30 off your draw speed, and be 54.6% more attractive, upon donning this shirt*
- 100% cotton, pre washed and pre-shrunk
- Warning: you may experience an onslaught of admiration from your peers about how awesome you look in this shirt*
- Exact shirt appearance may vary based on size and other factors
- Offers protection equivalent to level IIIA body armor*
*Obviously (we hope) there is some levity in this product description. If you don't know what levity is, google it.